Back in high school, Nemo and his friends used to hang out at Nemo's house and talk about baseball, college, and all the cool stuff. Nemo complains that his school isn't as cool as he thought it would be. He's also worried about the two guys who are hanging out in his room, and he's worried that they're having sex in front of him. Nemo doesn't think that's a big deal, though, because he thinks that the girls in the room are just having sex anyway. He also thinks that Nemo is being a little too romantic about his college life. He says that he used to fantasize about being a big-league catcher, but now that he'd been in college for so long, he can't believe that life is as perfect and perfect as he imagined it to be.