"What the Hell is Going on here?" the narrator asks the young man, who has just returned from his first day of baseball practice. The two of them don't know each other, and the narrator is upset that he's being teased. The young man tries to explain that he doesn't want to be a part of the team, but the narrator insists that he wants to be part of "a poor dumb animal" . The narrator tries to make fun of the boy's nose, which is bleeding from the baseball bat. He tries to get the boy to hold his butt back, but he can't. He tells the boy that his nose bleeds when he sneezes, and he might get a concussion from a sneeze. He asks the boy if he has ever been tested for STDs.