The first sexy chapter of the novel opens with a soliloquy about how awesome it is to have a sexy single. It's the first time we've ever heard of a "sexy single" before, and it's so awesome that we can't wait to see what it will be like in the future. The narrator tells us that he's been having sex with a girl named "whoa" , and she's just about to give birth to a baby boy. We learn that the baby boy is named "little wanker" . Little wanker has been complaining about his hand ever since his friend "aziza" melted it, and the narrator says that little wanker should be ashamed of himself for being such a