This chapter opens with xiaoman asking if he's feeling better. He's worried about his girlfriend's mood. She's so bad, he thinks, that she'll use her fists to get what she wants. Worried, he asks if she's going to give up on her love for jianghuaihai. She doesn't want jiang to get a woman who's either a man or a woman, so she won't let fei run off with a woman that's neither a man nor a woman. She also tells him that fei's mother isn't a fan of romantic cliches, so he'll probably have to find a way to cheat on fei. She tells him to meet her at moonbucks, which is where fei runs off to meet his girlfriend. Confused, he tells her that the nine dragon dojo is also having a hard time finding a date. They've been sneaking photos of each other for the past four years, and they're bored. He tells her to just tell him how she wants to settle the matter. She asks him to leave her alone for a while, and he agrees. He gives her his makeup, which he borrowed from his mother to cover his face. He asks her to give him up, and she agrees.