The student council announces that they've found the perfect candidate for their new position: Cai Ming-liang. They've decided that he's the perfect man for the job, because he has the perfect combination of achievements and qualities: he'll be a good husband, a good student, and a good person. He's also the perfect person for patrolling the school during the day, since he has a lot of time on his hands. The council members are excited to have him on their side, but they're worried that he won't stick around long enough to prove himself worthy of the job. Cai chimes in that things have been "bizarre" ever since he arrived at the school, and that he doesn't know why. He says that he didn't think he'd be able to accomplish so much in such a short period of time. He