Endless Divorce

"If I could get a 'do' over in life, on sex, would you take that?" asks the narrator. He's tired of being a model husband, and he's worried that his wife won't like him when he comes home late at night. He tells the narrator that his family is celebrating their son's birth today, so he needs to get out of the house. The narrator says he'll do his best to make sure they have a good time.