"How to Train a Good - For - Nothing rich boy kiss creaks" The narrator tells us that he's had a good night's sleep. He's been kissing a guy he just met, and it's just so good. He feels a tingling in his stomach every time the guy touches him, and he wonders how he can let his mind wander so easily. He wonders if he could step out of his bed and look like a hamster, or if he'd be able to eat and not think he just left. The narrator asks where the guy is, and the guy doesn't tell him where to find him. He tells the narrator that the chairman is waiting for them, and they need to go. He says that he wants to do so many things with the guy, but the chairman won't let them do it.