"I forgot I had it" , the narrator says. He's afraid that if Phoebe sees what she's doing, she'll start asking questions about it. So he puts on some makeup to make it seem like he's the one who's having sex with her. Phoebe is all, "I'm sorry, too." She's just like, "Hey, you're just our average class mates, right?" . And then she starts asking why he doesn't just leave and go back to his job as a rent-a-friend. The narrator says he'll "put up with it" because "there's no help our sexual kiss but I'm definite, ly, not saying I am okay with so . just anyone . . w - wait .