OK, now we're back in the world of the Underground Man. He's back at his apartment in New York City, where he's been hanging out with his friends. We catch up with him again, this time in the shower. The Underground Man is all, "Gee, I wish I could go back to my apartment and just hang out with my friends and have sex with them." We're not sure what that means, but it's definitely a big "if" .