In this short scene, we are introduced to the "pants" , the female characters in the play. The pants are introduced in order to introduce the audience to the characters and to give them a chance to express their emotions. The pant is introduced as a "reliable senior reliable my senior sex" . He is a man who is "dead drunk for" and "beggars me so cute." The pant complains that his senior sex is getting "big again" and that he has to "do my best" to keep him happy. He complains about the fact that he is being followed around by the "nose" and the "twitch twitch" of his "dick." He complains that he wants to "focus only on me" and wishes that he could "swallow / slap / slap" the pant so that he would not have to "scream / squeeze / squeeze twitch" him. He also complains that the pant squeezes him so much that he wishes he were "more so deep / wham / more so deep." The pants complain that they want more and wish that they could "stop instigating" them. They also complain about the pant's creak, which they say is a sign that the pants are "slurting." They are sure that they have done their best to keep the pant happy and wish to thank him for his efforts.