The narrator tells us that his sadistic secretary always makes him come to the office. He asks if the secretary is all right. The secretary yawns and says that he doesn't see him as a man, but as a kid. The narrator says that even though he is cool, he is still a failure. He tells the secretary that he's always being scolded, and that he gets turned on by "sexy voices." The narrator asks if this is weird, and the secretary says that it isn't. He then tells the narrator that he was looking for the secretary, and when he found him, he asked the secretary to take care of him.