Okay, now we're back to the story. It's about a guy named em>/em> a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1s1Y1sD1s" /a>who's in love with his boss . He's got a crush on his boss, and he's going to do everything in his power to make sure that he gets the love he deserves. He tells his boss to slap him and kiss him on the lips . And then he'll have sex with him . That's it for the story, right there.