Okay, now we're back at the office. The boss is all, "dude, I'm so glad you're a jerk." He's got a new plan: he's going to tell everyone about how awesome he is and how much he loves his boss. Okay, that's a pretty good plan, right? First off, the boss tells us that he doesn't want to be a "female repellent" . He wants to be his own boss, and he wants his boss to be "sloppiness and sloppiness." He also wants to know what's up with his boss's "muddle" and "slackpiness" , because he'd like to know all the secrets of the world. And now that he knows all about his boss, he wants to "be my lover" for real.