It's been a while since we've heard from Milady, but she's feeling a little better. She's just been out of the house for a few days, and she and Milady are having a little chat. Milady asks Milady if she'd like to see her sister, who's in the middle of a conversation with her brother-in-law. She says no, but Milady wants to know what Milady thinks about her sister's sexual experience with her older brother. She tells Milady that Milady's older sister had her first sexual experience when she was a teenager, and that she thinks Milady might have been having sex with Milady when Milady was younger. She also says that she doesn't want Milady to think about her sexual experiences with her younger brother, because she thinks he's "poofing" and "squatting." Milady is all, "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what's going on. I just want you to know that I love you, Milady!" Milady says she'll be glad to see Milady again, but first she wants to thank Milady for sending her a message. She apologizes for not wearing her hat the last time she saw her, and says Milady should have been the one to say "sorry" to Milady over there, since Milady looked so nice in her other hat. But Milady isn't having any of that, so she decides to cover her face with her hair