It's bedtime, and the narrator is thinking about his crush. He's been thinking about it for a long time, and he's finally ready to say goodbye. He wants to say hello to his brother, who's on the other side of the world, but he can't seem to find a way to do so. So he goes to the corner of the room where his brother is hanging out. He tries to get his brother to talk to him, but his brother won't let him. The narrator tries to make conversation with his brother by saying things like, "did you wear that on flash recall" , and so on. He also tries to scare his brother into thinking that his crush is some kind of crazy person. He doesn't want to scare the reader, so he throws a piece of paper at the reader's head. The paper hits the reader on the head, and then the reader falls to the ground. So the narrator has to pretend to be scared, and pretends to be under the protection of a tree. He says, "I'm under protection, 100 percent love, at first sight, congratulations" .