In this short chapter, the reader is introduced to a number of characters who have been introduced in the previous chapters. The first character is a young woman who has just graduated from college. She is described as being "more specific" than the other characters, and she is a "little bird" . The reader is also introduced to the concept of "thatumbass" , which is the Latin word for "cool." The reader learns that everyone loves chocolate, and that no one will refuse it.