The next morning, the gang goes to the woods to search for the lair. They find it, but not in the best of shape. They're not sure what they're looking for, but they do know that it's some kind of underground laboratory. They also learn that the lair was once the home of aleister croley, who was deported by Mussolini in 1923 for drinking tainted water. Rumor has it that he'd chained women to rocks in the middle of the ocean as punishment for drinking the tainted water, and that he would even chain a cat to the rocks as punishment. The gang is psyched to be rid of the lair, and they plan to teach the new recruits how to use knives properly.