The next step is to kill the guards and then eat their brains. They're not sure how they're supposed to do this, but they figure they'll find a way to get to the top of the stairs and kill some more of the guards. They don't want to risk losing their hero, so they agree to go after the guards first. They can't go after all the guys on their tail, though, because they've already killed them. The girls are all talking about killing the guards, and the narrator points out that it's pretty easy to kill them with a mopey mopey. The narrator says he doesn't like killing people, but he does have a theory: the guards should be dust, and brains. He's convinced that if they were brains, they'd just be dust. He says he's completely invincible, and that's why he wants to be the leader of the army.