The narrator tells us that he's not sure what's going on. He's worried that Mr. Barlow is having a bad day, and he wants to make sure that he doesn't get in any trouble. He wants to know why they're hanging out all the time, and why they don't seem to be having fun anymore. The narrator is all, "You're acting tough today, and I'm going to make you kill yourself" . He also says that the two of them used to be friends, and that they used to hang out and have fun together, but now that they've been together for a while, it's hard for them to get along anymore. They're both freaking out, and they want to make each other "cum to death" , but they can't figure out why