It's hot outside, and it's getting hotter and hotter all the time. It feels like the world is melting around you, and you feel like you're going to have sex with someone. You know, the kind of sex you'd have if you were stuck in a hot, dusty basement all day long. And you know, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I want you to give me a miso-soup every morning so that I'll feel sexy again.