"No use in arguing" , the narrator tells his wife, who is now 12 years younger than she is. He tells her that she is his wife and that he has bought her a set of matching mugs. She tells him that she does not want the mugs, but that it means that he bought them for her. She asks him to squeeze natural since she has come all this way and wants a drink. He says that he does not like her blush, and she says that the more she thinks about it, the more "she cant stop thinking of weird things" . She says that she cannot stop thinking about all these strange things, and that it is like a man sleeping in his house. He does not wake up, she says, and does not act like it is his house, but rustles and does things that are not for her, but are for him. The narrator says that if he had come on to her and kissed her, she would have said that he was not going to do anything, and it would have been different. He asks her to kiss shut up, and