In this chapter, the narrator delivers a series of angry tirades against the "yakuza" . First, he complains about the fact that he was swindled by the "scalper" , and then he rants about how he is a law-abiding citizen and will not be extorted by "the yakuza." Finally, he decides to edit the messages he is getting from the "nosage e review" to make it clear that his bank accounts have been closed. The message is that the "moola bank" has closed his account, and the "Wy 8 step" has been applied to all of his accounts. The narrator is shocked that someone would tip off the banks about his "al leged ties" to the " yakuza," and he wonders if this means that he will lose his day job as a scalper.