"Oh my god, good luck charm" , the narrator tells us. It's a good thing he bought her a charm because he's worried she's going to kill him. He's sorry, but he can't protect her from bad guys. He says he'll keep giving away his money to "bad guys" if this is the end of their relationship. He wants to know if he ever thought about remarrying his wife. She says yes, after the third time around. He asks her if she'd ever thought of marrying her family, and she says yes. He tells her that his love for her is making him jealous. She agrees to help him find a boyfriend.