The scene opens with a jolt. It's the middle of the night, and the narrator is getting ready to go to bed. He's woken up by the sound of someone's "sucking pant pant" . The narrator doesn't know what's going on, but he's sure it's because someone is trying to "suck" his ass. He wants to know what the heck is going on , but the narrator can't figure out what to say. He says he wants to "do something about this"