"Canza practice sex" is the first line of the play, which begins with a soliloquy about the pleasures of sex. The narrator asks the audience to imagine what it would be like to be in love with someone. He tells the audience that he has never thought about what he would do with his life. He says that he knows what he wants to do, but he doesn't know where he would like to live. He wonders what he should do if he had to choose between home and love. He imagines that he would choose home, but that he wouldn't be able to find the right person to do it for him. He also imagines a scenario in which he would have to choose love, and he thinks about how he would feel if he didn't choose love.