The chapter opens with a discussion of the pros and cons of having sex with a teacher. It is clear that the teacher and the student are close friends, and the teacher asks the student if she would like to practice sex with him. The student replies that she has not yet decided whether or not to do so, but that she will do so after chapter 3, when she and the two other students are to go to their school for a day of rowing. She asks the teacher to become her "practice partner" and to remember all the rude things she has said to the teacher in the past. The teacher replies that he has already prepared his "behind" and that he would like the student to use his "remble" to remember the "rudest" things he has said. The two students discuss the fact that they have not yet broken up, and that they are only going out "on a trial basis." The teacher tells the student that he is being dishonest with the two of them, as he has told them that they will break up if he fucks. He also tells the girl that she must rest for the day, as she is too drunk to drink. The girl tells the teacher that she is drunk all the time, and she wonders if she is getting abusive when she is right drunk. She also tells him that she does not like the school that she attends, as it is full of "troublesome and perverse personality." The girl says that she hates the school because it has become a "cult to deal with," and that she always hates the teacher because of his "irrevocable personality."