The narrator tells the ladies that he is staying with them even if it means they have to leave him. He tells them that he has been using their products for a long time and that he was nervous when he first arrived. He says that he did not bring his umbrella because it was raining and he was just "splashing splash splash" . He is glad that he doesn't have to go to the office tomorrow. The ladies welcome him home and tell him that it is raining again. The narrator says that it has happened before and that it will happen again. He asks if he can have sex or if he should tell her about it. The women say that he should come to think about it and then he can tell them what he is doing there. They tell him to shake it off and to use it for good. The men say that the rain is proof that he's wet and he should use it to his advantage.