It's been awhile since you've been at the theater, and now that you're back, we ask you to stay with us. We learn that when you were 20, an acquaintance took you to see a "bondage show" for the very first time. You know, the kind where you go to the theater and watch other people perform sex acts, and then you go home and have sex with your friends. That's the kind of thing that makes you want to be with the other people, right? But then you realize that you can't be happy if you accept the pleasure of others, because that'll make you feel like a "spoiled brat" . And that's what we're here to tell you: You're the one who made me want to go see a sex act in the first place . So, yeah, I'm glad you liked me, and I