The song begins with a part-timer telling the audience that he's going to be "by a part timer" . He's about to kiss his wife and she's all, "What? What's the deal with that?" . Then he says, "I'm going to suck you ! . . and you're going to have sex with me!" . And then he goes on and on about how awesome it is to be having sex with a woman and how much he wants to "suck" her , and how he wants her to "plop" him, and so on and so forth. Finally, he says he'll "strain" her