"I'm being a part timer" , the narrator tells us. He's been waiting for the right moment to tell us what's up. He tells us that he's just been drinking too much and is feeling a little "slumpy" . He says that his chest is "pretty big," and that his "saki" saki is "a natural airhead." He asks the narrator to "grope stop it" and "squish" him. The narrator says that if he were drunk, he wouldn't do this, but if he was, he'd do it anyway. He asks if the narrator is the type to "become sensitive" when she's drunk, and the narrator says yes. He goes on to say that even though he hates it,