It's been a while since we've heard this one, but it's here again. The narrator is on his way to work when he hears someone yelling at him. He's not sure what's going on, but he's pretty sure that it must be a drunk yelling at someone. He can't believe that someone would yell at him like that, so he asks a part-timer if he can hear anyone else. The parttimer tells him that he'll have to wait until someone else has gone by, but the narrator doesn't want to wait any longer. He wants to know how the heck the heck this thing is supposed to fit in his pants. He asks if anyone else has tried to