"It's all about the joks in this chapter" , says the narrator. He's been waiting for someone to tell him that he's about to have sex with someone. He wants to make sure that it's a good one, and he wants it to be the last time he'll ever have sex. He tells the narrator to "suck suck it feels slimy and lukewarm" . He also tells him to "plough squelch ah" and "swoop kiss ah " . The narrator says that if he were "fine with anyone" he wouldn't say anything like that. He says that he doesn't want to do anything like this at 10 at night.