The chapter opens in the basement of the Magna Mall. It's been a few days since the last horror movie, "Full Moon Massacre," was released. The narrator laments the fact that he can't find a new suit of clothes to wear to the mall. He also laments that every time something strange happens in the mall, people accuse him of being the culprit. He's sorry, but he doesn't have the time to do anything about it. He invites the segben to come in and check out the basement. He asks them to seal off the entire basement, but they don't want to do that. He tells them that his sister was raped two years ago, but she died months later. He says that he wouldn't perform an abortion if it were done to help a woman who had been raped. The chapter ends with a description of the Tiyanak, a mythological creature that roams the forest looking for its victims