The narrator tells us that he's just about to pee when an old man comes crashing through the window and confesses that he has a crush on him. The narrator kicks the old man in the face and tells him that someday, he'll find out what's going on between him and Ver. He's been trying to get her to let him accompany her home, but she's always late, so he doesn't want to go with her. He tells her that he introduced her to some guys, but hasn't found her the right one. He says that he just needs to pee, and the man suddenly confesses that his crush is on him, and asks for a kiss.