The narrator tells us that he's grown up and that his mother is responsible for his behavior. He feels responsible for her, but he also has a plan. He wants to go to the movies with his mom, and he wants her to feel like home. He tells her that he doesn't want to eat cheese because of the bad effects of dairy on his skin, but she says that's okay, since it's a normal thing for a kid to do. The narrator says that he and his mom talked a bit, but that he didn't expect him to talk to her today. He says that the night before, while he was sleeping, his mom snuck into his room and climbed on him. He's not worried about her, he says, because he knows that she's "just nuts" and that he should just leave her.