In this chapter, we learn that deskachan is mortified by the fact that he has to use the toilet twice in one day. He asks the reader to distract him with something loud so that he can focus on the task at hand. A wild reader appears and tells him that his hat is going to fall. He says that he is a blonde girl with glasses and hair and he wears a shirt over the top of a shirt or a tang top. He thanks the reader so much that he decides to include her in one of his panels. He also tells us that he recently celebrated the birthday of his best friend, allen.