In this chapter, we learn that we're not the only ones who've had a crush on Uriah's crush. In fact, Uriah is the only one who's ever been in love with Uriah. Uriah, of course, doesn't deny it. He just pretends that he's not interested in talking to Uriah about his crush. We learn that Uriah and Uriah have been friends for a long time, but Uriah hasn't been able to find a way to express his love for Uriah in a way Uriah can understand. So Uriah asks Uriah if he'd like to meet him on a date, and he says he'll do so if Uriah agrees to meet Uriah on a specific date. He's just assuming Uriah wants to talk to him because he also wants to see what Uriah has to say about his new crush. Um, yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse to me. But Uriah isn't so sure about that. He says he wants to know why Uriah was so insistent on meeting him, and then Uriah admits that he has a crush. Uh-oh... Uriah says he can't wait to meet you, but he'