Hi, I'm Hiroshigami, and I've got a message for you: your son is on the run. His mom committed suicide, and he's looking for her. He's on his way to kill himself. Hi, we're not sure what the message is about, but it sounds like it's about suicide. We're guessing that's what you're thinking, right? Yup, it is about suicide, but we don't really know what it is. We do know that the message isn't about suicide at all, though. It's more about a guy named "Shushigami" , who's a super-hot-looking guy. We also learn that Shushigami has a crush on a girl named "Sage" . We learn that the guy who killed his mom was a cop named "Lololol," and that he'd been a cop since he was a teenager. The guy who murdered his mom is named "Odysseus," and we learn that his name is "Odolol." Then we get a little more info about the guy we've just met: "Odolololol" is a guy who looks like a cop, so he'll kill anyone who tries to stop him. Odolol is the guy that killed the guy's mom, and the guy with the crush on sage is the one who killed her mom. We know that this guy is a cop because we see him in the police blotter, and we also see that he looks like his mom, so we