Beware the Kamiki Brothers!

Everyone at school has been talking about the two of them since the beginning of the school year, and now that they've told everyone about their relationship, they feel like they're finally accepted as a couple. They decide to tell their family what's been going on, since they know they'll be going out together. They're brothers, after all, and they know each other's families are also going out, so it's not like they don't have a lot in common. The narrator tells us that he's starting to lose his mind because he keeps trying to tell everyone about the relationship. He's obsessed with all kinds of things, but he can't seem to get what he wants from ichi, so he just whines and moans about it. He says he'll become a better man someday, and that's when he starts to pick ichi over him.