Kiss You & Fuck You

The narrator tells us that he's going to a club over the summer with a guy named "Kosuke" . He's not a girl, he says, but a boy who's crying out loud because his girlfriend isn't with him. The narrator says he doesn't have any girlfriend, but he'll be hanging out with the guy for the summer. He tells us he and the guy have been friends since they were in high school, and they've been dating ever since. He says they started dating after he got her to be his "girl friend" , but she didn't act on it, and he says he'd keep his hands off her until she feels the same way. He suggests that if she's worried about it, she should try flirting with him on her next date.