Okay, now we're back in the middle of the action. Okay, we've got a little snack for you: orgasms are the "essential part of sex" . So what's the deal with that? Well, it's not just sex, though. It's gross gross grossness , gross gross comedy, gross slapstick, gross silliness, gross jokes, gross puns, gross groans, gross moaning, gross suck-suck, gross pee-wee-sucking, gross gasps, and gross groan-spee-pee-gasps. We're not sure what to make of all this grossness, but we do know that this is the kind of gross comedy you'd expect to see in a slapstick comedy about a guy who's trying to teach his friend a lesson about sex. The guy's got a whole bunch of gross jokes about how gross sex is, and he's also got some gross puns about how awesome sex is . The dude's totally into it, but he can't seem to figure out why his friend is having sex with another guy in public. He's just not sure why they're having sex in the first place, and why they should have sex in public at all . Oh, and by the way, sex is grosser in public than it is in private . But hey, we don't know why you're doing it in public, so we'll just have to figure it out for you.