"Orgasm" is the first line of the play, and it's about the importance of orgasm in a sexual relationship. It's important, says the narrator, because if you don't have sex, you're not cool. In other words, if you've got a crush on a girl, you probably shouldn't be having sex with her. The narrator then goes on to say that the guy who's trying to seduce her is probably lying to her because he doesn't want her to know that he's a boy. He's just trying to make her feel good about himself, and that's all he needs to do. He wants to make sure she's happy with him, and he wants her to be happy about him, too. He also wants to get her to say her first name so he can say his first name to her, which would be cool, but not cool enough for a girl. So the narrator goes on and on about how awesome it would be to have sex with a girl friend, and then he leaves.