The narrator tries to teach his childhood friend how to have an orgasm, but she's not having it. She's too scared to do anything, so she just slaps him. The narrator can't figure out what's going on, so he slaps her. She slaps back, and the narrator starts to freak out. He tells her to slap what he's feeling right now, and she slaps right back at him. He's so freaked out that he starts to think about pornography. He asks her to draw him a new friend, but the girl doesn't want to be drawn by a man who's just trying to get her to have sex with him.