Orgasm is the Essential Part of Sex!? When I Try to Teach My Dull Childhood Friend Thoroughly…

The narrator is trying to teach his dull childhood friend how to orgasm. He's worried that the skin on his back is peeling, but he's going to get better if he gets some rest. He asks if there's a band around his neck, and the narrator says there isn't. The narrator tells the narrator that he doesn't want to be too close to him, but that he has come with the narrator so that they can get along better. He says that he hasn't seen the narrator in a long time, and that he feels a "wkward ward" because he looks so cute. He wants to slap the narrator, but the narrator is too scared to do so. He kisses her, but she's too afraid to kiss him, so she pinches him, and he gets wet.