The narrator tries to teach his dull childhood friend how to orgasm. He tries to get her to kiss him, but she's too scared to do so. He tells her to "shop twitch" , which is slang for "be careful what you wish for" . He also tells her not to "overthink it" because he doesn't know what he's talking about. The narrator then tells the girl to "rub rub" so she can "put some-going thing" out on a date . The girl is terrified and freaks out. She runs off to get the key to the club's room, but the club members won't let her in. She finally gets the key and goes to get it, but it's locked.