In this chapter, the narrator explains that he was not cut out to be a director. He had always been good at making movies, but he realized that he wasn't good enough to make a good movie. He says that he could have stuck with being a director, but that he didn't have the "special urge" to express himself through the medium of film. The narrator tells the audience that he's been wanting to "have sex" with the narrator all day, and that he feels the same way. He asks the narrator to repeat the words "this feels so good" to him, and the narrator says that it's just making him want to fuck the narrator.