The narrator tells the audience that he didn't get a chance to see the film at the theater, so he's going home. He's glad to hear that they're having a good time. The narrator says that he just wanted to check out the new movie, "Pink porno," and that it's "so cramped" that he doesn't even know what he was getting himself into. He says that the place is "so dangerous" that it would be better if the two of them were alone, since they'd have the same agenda as the other guys. He tells them to chill out for a bit, since half the guys are at work. He also tells them that the main guy in the movie is "getting close" to the heroine, and that the scene is "hotter" when the guy is "licking her ear" and "tracching his finger" along her ear. The two men agree that this scene is one of the most famous lines from the movie, and they both agree that the narrator is "hard" .