In this chapter, we're going to hear a little bit about the sex life of a "sexless wife" . We'll get to that in a minute, but for now, let's just say that this sex life isn't all that sexy. It's also not all that exciting. First off, it's not all sexy: you've got a partner who's way too sexy for your tastes. And second, you're not really a sexy wife at all. What's the point of having sex if you can't have sex with your partner? Oh, and by the way, sex is hard enough without a partner.