OK, Shmoopers, now we're back to the action. Shmooper is psyched to hear that his sister is having a sexual relationship with him. He's super excited. He wants to know if she's okay, too, since he's been having a lot of sex with her for the past few days. Shwoopers is super excited, too. He asks if he can be his "girl friend" for the rest of his life, and she says, "Sure, I'd like to be your friend for good" . But Shwooper is worried that she'll get hurt in the process, so he tells her to "hurry and reconcile" with her, since it's not safe for her to hurt herself in the middle of a sexual encounter. He also tells her that he was scared of ghosts, but that he went to the "haunted house" just to follow her and her sister there. Oh, and he was so scared that he didn't even say a word to them when they asked him why he turned her down , which is a little weird because Shwoops is a big liar. He says he'd rather kiss his sister than be with her , because she'd be so cute to him, and Shwoo