The narrator tells us that he's been having a sexual relationship with another man for two days and three days. He thinks that the other man hit on him when he was on his way back from a trip to Europe. The narrator says that he thinks they've fooled the other woman. He's got two girls waiting at home, and even though he doesn't usually like girls, he was able to have sex with her. He smells something burning in the house, and he can't help but wonder what's going on. He wants to throw a party for her, but she's wearing clothes that are too tight for him to fit in the oven, so he'll have to bake a cake instead. He also realizes that she'll be late for the party, and that she might be looking for a different place to live. He realizes that he can cook a cake, too, and thinks that he might be able to decorate it. He tells the narrator to stop teasing him, and to let him clean the cream on the spot where it's supposed to stay. He asks the narrator not to take off her panties, and she tells him to do so. She also tells him not to touch the olive oil that's dripping all over the place, and the narrator tells her not to worry, because the oil is just going to slip all the way down the side of the pan. She tells him that she has been holding the oil for the past few days, and asks him why he is so calm. He says that it feels like they're "twitching" each other.